Well, here it is, my first entry in the blog. Boring, of course, but what would you expect from someone who's the closest thing to Marvin the Paranoid Android that walks this earth on human legs. Okay, so I'm not made of tin (or was it plastic), but boy do I do a good depression, sorry, impression.

Where do you start on these things? Okay, it's Friday, great the weekend, oh bugger it only lasts two days. What delights have I got planned? Oh not a great deal - "get a life" I hear you cry and you'd probably be right, but let's see: car needs an MoT; need to support the local economy by going to the pub; go to the gym; and, of course, sleep. Would be nice if someone asked me out but unfortunately all the women I know also know what I'm like and so there's nooooooo chance there. Perhaps I should creep up on some unsuspecting soul and give them the false impression that I have a sunny outlook on life and perhaps I could be a nice person to know. Well I am nice, that's true, probably too nice, but sunny outlook? Nah!

So, let me see, numerous e-mails today, it's amazing how many different versions of Viagra there really is on the internet. Promises of fortunes in both the lottery and also of donations from these nice men in Nigeria - incidentally if you want a laugh have a look at
http://www.angelfire.com/comics/wendywillcox/. What the f**k is Cialis? Why would I want to break my way through walls with my private parts? Suppose it could be useful if you were to break into a bank. For all its faults, you sure can get a decent bit of crap on the internet.

That aside I think I can spend the rest of the day improving my score on Freecell, will no doubt go out on the razz tonight, albeit at a subdued little place in Paddlesworth - www.catandcustardpot.co.uk, followed by some drunken creation aka dinner. What a great life I lead.