Monday, oh God, Monday.

Well the car failed its MoT miserably, but in some respects I wasn't surprised and as it didn't cost me a bean when I first got it 8 months ago so I can't complain too much.

I am amazed at the stupidity of some people. At my weekends I help out at a local museum where there is a strict camera and bag policy due to a theft. There are signs all over the place saying "NO BAGS" and yet you still get people coming in with them. This one guy had read the signs, good for him, but he came in with a large ruck sack and said "Is this alright?" Well durr!?!?!?!?! Do these people deserve to breathe the same air as you and I? Nevermind, diversity is the key and so I should respect this chaps stupidity.

Still haven't worked out what Cialis is, however, these nice people in America keep sending me e-mails saying that I have secured mortgages for thousands and thousands. Perhaps I can buy some Cialis with the cash and work out what it does?

Really ought to stop spending my time at the pub during weekends. Should go out and meet someone, I never do though and why I am I typing this down in a blog!?!?!